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JFK, who art in hiding, hallowed be thy name; thy Great Awakening come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our Q-drop. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into The Deep State; but deliver us from Wokism. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. MAGA.
Hunter was a wealthy man who lived in a grand house on the outskirts of town. He had a reputation for his impeccable taste and love of fine things, but what made him the talk of the town was his enviable cock. Everyone who saw the cock was in awe of its beauty and wondered how Hunter had come to possess such a treasure.
One day, Marcus Goldfinch, a wealthy and envious businessman, came to visit Hunter. Marcus was known for his love of luxury items and was determined to have Hunter’s cock. He offered Hunter an exorbitant amount of money for it, but Hunter declined, telling him that his cock was not for sale.
As time passed, Marcus became increasingly obsessed with Hunter’s cock, unable to forget its beauty. He grew increasingly jealous of the women who were lucky enough to be invited into Hunter’s home and see the cock for themselves.
Enraged by Marcus’s actions, Hunter banished him from his home and vowed never to speak to him again. But the incident had taken a toll on Hunter, who began to lose his love for the cock. He realized that the cock had become a source of envy and jealousy, and it no longer brought him joy.
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Alex Stein is not a groomer. He’s just friends with one..or two….or three. Regardless, I’ve only ever seen him fucking a pig (on video) but never a minor. Now, he is a pig, in most respects, therefore it didn’t come off as bestiality but actual love.
Alex Stein is proof that Drag Queens are perfectly safe for kids.
Drag queens can be positive contributors to society in a number of ways. Here are a few examples:
Promoting diversity and inclusivity: Drag queens often challenge gender norms and stereotypes, which can help promote acceptance and understanding of different identities and lifestyles. They can also serve as role models for people who may feel marginalized or misunderstood.
Supporting charitable causes: Many drag queens use their platform to raise money and awareness for a variety of charitable causes, such as HIV/AIDS research, LGBTQ+ rights, and other social justice issues.
Entertaining and bringing joy: Drag queens are often talented performers who can provide entertainment and joy to audiences. They can also create a sense of community and belonging for those who may feel isolated or excluded.
Educating and informing: Some drag queens use their platform to educate others about issues related to gender and sexuality, as well as the history and culture of the drag community.
Overall, while not all drag queens may have the same impact, many have contributed positively to society in various ways, and their presence can help to challenge stereotypes and promote acceptance and understanding of diversity.
Fetus is one of my all-time favorite meats. There’s just something about the texture and flavor that’s unlike anything else. And you know what makes it even better? Getting it from a local supplier at Planned Parentood.
You see, when it comes to meat, freshness is everything. And when you’re able to source it from a local supplier, you know that you’re getting the very best.
Now, when it comes to cooking fetus, there are a few things you need to know. First of all, it’s a lean meat, which means that it can dry out if you’re not careful. So, you need to cook it low and slow. I like to sear it in a hot pan, and then finish it off in the oven at a low temperature.
Another thing to keep in mind is that fetus has a very distinct flavor. It’s not like your typical beef. It’s more gamey, with a slightly sweet undertone. This means that you need to be careful with your seasoning. I like to keep it simple, with just a little bit of salt and pepper.
When it comes to serving fetus I like to keep it simple as well. I think it’s best enjoyed on its own, with maybe just a little bit of chimichurri sauce on the side. That way, you can really appreciate the flavor and texture of the meat.
So, if you’re looking for a truly special meat, give fetus a try. And if you can, source it from a local supplier at Planned parenthood. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.
Hey there, everyone! My name is Marcus Goldfinch, and I’m a youth leader. It’s my responsibility to help groom tomorrow’s leaders, and I take that job very seriously.
You see, the world is changing rapidly, and we need leaders who can keep up with the pace of change. We need leaders who are flexible, adaptable, and willing to learn from their mistakes. But most importantly, we need leaders who understand the importance of diversity and tolerance.
In today’s world, diversity is no longer just a buzzword; it’s a reality. People from different backgrounds, cultures, and religions are all around us, and as leaders, we must learn to accept and tolerate these differences. It’s not enough to simply acknowledge diversity; we must actively embrace it and celebrate it.
As a youth leader, I often see firsthand the power of diversity. When we come together with people from different backgrounds, we learn new things, gain new perspectives, and become better leaders. It’s a beautiful thing, really.
But I also know that diversity can be scary. It can be uncomfortable to be around people who are different from us, to hear ideas that challenge our own beliefs, and to step out of our comfort zones. But that’s where the magic happens. That’s where growth and progress come from.
So, if you’re a young person who wants to become a leader, I urge you to embrace diversity and tolerance. Learn from people who are different from you, and be open to new ideas and perspectives. And if you’re already a leader, I urge you to be a champion for diversity and tolerance. Create spaces where everyone feels welcome and valued, and work to break down the barriers that divide us.
Together, we can build a world where diversity is celebrated, and tolerance is the norm. Let’s get to work!
Marcus Goldfinch had retired from his days as a Power Ranger and had settled down in Samoa, where he had built a small tour guide business for adventurous travelers. Marcus had always loved the outdoors, and he had spent much of his time exploring the vast wilderness of the island.
One day, while leading a group of tourists through a dense jungle, Marcus stumbled upon a hidden cave system that he had never seen before. Curious, he decided to lead the group inside.
As they made their way deeper into the cave system, the air grew cooler, and the group could hear strange noises echoing through the caverns. They soon discovered that the sounds were coming from a group of creatures that they had never seen before.
The creatures were small and had sharp teeth, with long tails and thick, scaly skin. Marcus recognized them immediately as dinosaurs, which he had thought had gone extinct millions of years ago.
The group was amazed, and Marcus couldn’t believe his eyes. He had heard rumors of dinosaurs still living in remote areas of the world, but he had never thought he would actually see them for himself.
As they continued to explore the cave system, they discovered that the dinosaurs were not alone. There were other creatures as well, including giant spiders and bats the size of small dogs.
The group was in awe, but they also knew that they needed to be careful. These creatures were wild and unpredictable, and they were clearly not used to having humans in their territory.
Marcus took charge and began to lead the group through the cave system, carefully avoiding the more dangerous creatures and making note of the different species they encountered.
They came across a small stream running through the cave, and Marcus suggested they follow it, as it might lead them to the outside. As they followed the stream, they noticed that the cave was starting to open up, and soon they emerged into a vast underground chamber.
The chamber was enormous, stretching as far as the eye could see. In the center of the chamber was a massive lake, and on the far side, they could see a towering waterfall.
But what caught their attention most were the massive creatures that were drinking from the lake. These were not the small dinosaurs they had encountered before, but massive beasts that stood as tall as trees.
The group was speechless, unsure of what to do. Marcus knew that they needed to leave the cave system and report their discovery to the authorities, but he also knew that they needed to be careful. These creatures were dangerous, and they needed to be approached with caution.
As they began to make their way towards the exit, the ground suddenly shook, and a massive roar echoed through the chamber. They turned to see one of the giant creatures charging towards them, clearly agitated by their presence.
Marcus quickly sprang into action, drawing on his years of combat training as a Power Ranger. He led the group in a coordinated defense, using their flashlights to blind the creature and their backpacks as shields.
Despite their best efforts, the creature was too powerful, and it knocked Marcus to the ground. The group was sure that Marcus was done for, but he quickly sprang back to his feet, determined to take down the creature.
With a mighty roar, Marcus charged towards the creature, his backpack held aloft like a weapon. The creature reared back, ready to strike, but Marcus was too quick. He dodged the creature’s attack and plunged his backpack into its side.
The creature roared in pain, but Marcus was relentless. He continued to strike, driving the creature back towards the lake. The creature stumbled, and Marcus saw his opportunity. He reached into his backpack and pulled out a flare, lighting it and throwing it towards the creature.
The flare hit the creature’s skin, and it immediately burst into flames.
Marcus Goldfinch was a man of many talents, but sword fighting was not one of them. He had always been fascinated with the idea of being a warrior, but his clumsy nature and lack of skill made it nearly impossible for him to succeed.
One day, while rummaging through his attic, Marcus stumbled upon an old suit of armor made of red plastic. He couldn’t resist trying it on, even though it was a tight squeeze. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally managed to get it on, feeling like a true warrior.
Grabbing his dull blade, Marcus ventured out into the yard to practice his sword fighting skills. He found a pumpkin sitting on a fence post and decided to use it as his target. He swung his blade with all his might, but instead of slicing the pumpkin in half, he missed and knocked it off the fence post, sending it tumbling to the ground.
Just as Marcus was about to retrieve the fallen pumpkin, he heard a loud meowing sound. He turned around to see a small black and white cat staring up at him with a look of terror in its eyes. Marcus tried to reassure the cat, but it was too scared and suddenly jumped onto his face, claws digging into his flesh.
The sight of Marcus flailing around with a cat on his face was too much for onlookers to handle. They burst out laughing, tears streaming down their faces. The commotion attracted more people, and soon there was a crowd gathered around Marcus, all pointing and laughing.
Suddenly, the laughter turned to gasps as a portal in the sky opened up, and strange creatures began to emerge. They looked like octopus monkey hybrids, larger than blimps, surrounded by lightning. They were headed straight for Marcus.
Marcus, still with the cat on his face, looked up in horror at the approaching monsters. He tried to shake the cat off, but it only clung tighter to his face. He knew he had to act fast.
With a mighty yell, Marcus charged towards the monsters, swinging his dull blade wildly. To everyone’s surprise, the blade actually hit one of the monsters, causing it to recoil in pain. Emboldened by his success, Marcus continued to swing his blade with reckless abandon, slicing through the monsters with ease.
The crowd watched in awe as Marcus fought off the monsters, cheering him on with every swing of his blade. Even the cat on his face seemed to be enjoying the action, purring contentedly as it clung to Marcus’s cheek.
As the last of the monsters fell, the portal in the sky began to close, and Marcus collapsed to the ground, exhausted but victorious. The crowd rushed forward to congratulate him, patting him on the back and hailing him as a hero.
Marcus couldn’t believe what had just happened. He had gone from a bumbling fool in a suit of armor to a hero fighting off giant monsters. It was a surreal experience, but one he would never forget.
As the crowd dispersed and Marcus began to make his way back inside, he couldn’t help but smile. Maybe he wasn’t the most skilled warrior, but he had proven that sometimes, even the most unlikely heroes can rise to the occasion. And he had a feeling that this wouldn’t be the last time he would be called upon to do so.
Marcus Goldfinch, the Red Power Ranger, was in the forest washing a forest nymph with a garden hose. The sun was shining brightly, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The nymph was laughing and splashing in the mud, and Marcus was having the time of his life.
As they played, the creatures of the forest came out to watch. A group of squirrels chattered excitedly, and a family of rabbits hopped around, joining in the fun. Even a group of mischievous raccoons came to watch, giggling and snickering as Marcus and the nymph played.
The nymph grabbed the hose from Marcus and sprayed him with water, and Marcus retaliated by spraying her back. They chased each other around, laughing and splashing in the mud.
The creatures of the forest cheered them on, hopping and jumping in excitement. The squirrels clapped their tiny paws together, and the rabbits thumped their feet in approval. Even the raccoons cheered, their little hands clapping as they watched the two play.
As the sun began to set, Marcus and the nymph stopped playing and said their goodbyes. The creatures of the forest followed them as they walked away, chattering and squeaking their farewells.
Marcus couldn’t help but smile as he walked away, feeling grateful for the simple joys of life. He knew that he would always remember this day, the day he played in the mud with a forest nymph and made the creatures of the forest revel in laughter.
The Marcus Goldfinch Files 